There are many kinds of relationships in high school: the on and off, the two week long, the rebound, and the meant to be. But the only way to secure a long lasting, happy relationship is to nail down a significant other using a sleek and smooth, one line-er like “On a scale of America to North Korea, how free are you tonight?” If that one seems to not lock down a date for the Homecoming dance, feel free to snag another from this list, submitted by your fellow North students.

“Are you a Slytherin, cause you’ve slithered into my emotions.” -Lexi Bruce, senior

“Hey girl, do like magic cause I’mma ‘bout to take your breath away.” -Nic Narducci, junior

“Are you hurt? Cause you look like you just fell from heaven and onto this earth for me angel.” -Tracy Lamptey, senior

“Is your dad a baker, cause you’ve got some sweet buns.” -Cate Roop, junior

“Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.” -Emma Barber, junior

“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet, half nuts.” -Jason Lovell, junior

“Date me because I don’t know how to flirt.” -Dulce Jarillo, senior

“Are you a campfire, cause you’re hot and I want s’more.” -Elias Carballo, junior

“I lost my phone number, can I have yours?” -Leanna Gladson, junior

“You’re a nine on a scale of 1-10 and I’m the one you’re looking for.” -Jackie Krieger, senior

“To British person: You can colonize me any day.” -Emily Record, junior

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you look like you got hit by a bus.” -Riya Patel, junior

As you can tell, these lines are a slick as John Travolta’s hair in Grease. They are a 100% guarantee of hooking one on the line. If you have any relationship questions please submit them here and we will reply faster than Johnny can lift Baby into the air for the most epic dance romance scene of all time. You can come close to movie masterpiece by taking your new beau to the next dance, by whipping out your sickest moves. It’s always good to add some new skills to your repertoire, and you really want to impress when serenading your sugar lumps, so start working on these fire jives: the sprinkler, worm, caterpillar, wave, cabbage-patch, running man, hand jive, macarena, soulja boy, apache, and the most viewed video on YouTube, Gangnam Style.

Once the dance is over, and the night is coming to end, you need to say goodnight to your new muffin butt. You should either walk them their car or front door-step, lean in, and in the words of Brak, “Give them a big ‘ol handshake, cause that’s what they like.”