Top 50 States of All-time

Which state should you go to this year?

Isaiah King, Staff Writer|January 28, 2020

  1. Alaska – It’s dark and to far away
  2. Hawaii – Alaska but tropical
  3. Vermont – Literally nothing
  4. Wyoming – Vermont but in the middle of nowhere
  5. California – Only known for the Lakers, Hollywood and earthquakes
  6. Florida – Too crazy to live in
  7. Montana – Mountains
  8. West Virginia – Only relevant because of John Denver
  9. Arkansas – The least crazy southern state
  10. Arizona – H E A T
  11. Oregon – Famous for cults
  12. Iowa – Most mid-western midwest state
  13. Oklahoma – Only tornados for miles
  14. New Mexico – Because Old Mexico sucked
  15. Nebraska – Eastern Nebraska
  16. Georgia – Florida without meth and more clementines
  17. North Carolina – The worst Carolina
  18. Maryland – Only home to the president
  19. Delaware – Where?
  20. Rhode Island – Family Guy
  21. Texas – Can’t be higher because the number would be to small
  22. New Hampshire – #WeWantNewGerbelshire
  23. North Dakota – So forgettable that I forgot to put it lower
  24. South Dakota – A little better because of Mt. Rushmore
  25. Ohio – LeBron James is the only good thing to come out of Ohio
  26. Indiana – You gotta go through here to get somewhere fun
  27. Illinois – Slightly better Indiana
  28. Washington – Cleanest place on earth
  29. Virginia – Lowest teen pregnancy rates
  30. Kansas – Oklahoma with even more tornados
  31. South Carolina – Only better because it’s closer to Florida
  32. Maine – The United State’s very own Canada
  33. Mississippi – Hardest state to spell (besides Massachuettes)
  34. Michigan – Home of the worst city in America
  35. Nevada – The Mafia and casinos
  36. Idaho – Man, I love potatoes
  37. Louisiana – Really good food
  38. Missouri – Only state that lives up to its name
  39. Alabama – College football and…
  40. Wisconsin – Good NBA and NFL teams
  41. Tennessee – Tennis capital of the world
  42. Utah – *Jazz music stops*
  43. Kentucky – Indiana with more stuff
  44. Massachusetts – My bane in elementary school spelling tests
  45. Minnesota – Minnie Mouse and soda
  46. New Jersey – 2 words, Reality TV
  47. New York – World’s largest supplier of apples
  48. Colorado – Mountains, Denver, and marij… I mean South Park
  49. Pennsylvania – No pencils or Transylvania, 1 star
  50. Connecticut – I had to look up the state I missed